• #1

    How would you rate your bicycle riding skills?

    • I Never learned
    • I Rode it as a kid then retired when I hit puberty
    • I ride it a lot recreationally
    • You can call me a BMX pro
  • #2

    Do you believe Jesus visited the Americas?

    • No way
    • It could be true
    • Sounds good to me
  • #3

    What religion do you currently practice, if any?

    • Atheist, agnostic, or non practicing
    • Jewish
    • Mormon
    • Christian or other
  • #4

    How long are you able to go without drinking alcohol?

    • A day or two
    • A week
    • Months on end
    • I only believe in sober fun
  • #5

    Do you have experience in being a door to door salesman?

    • Yes
    • No
  • #6

    Are you okay with bicycle seat butt sweat?

    • Yes
    • No
  • #7

    How do you feel about gang hazing?

    • Definitely not for me
    • I think I could handle it if I wanted to
    • Practical jokes are my forte
    • My favorite movie was Animal House
  • #8

    How would you rate your morals?

    • I don't really have any
    • I pick and choose when it's convenient
    • I have a good amount and stick to them
    • Straight as an arrow
  • #9

    Would you vote for Mitt Romney for President?

    • No
    • Yes
  • #10

    How do you feel about polygamy?

    • Great idea, the more the merrier
    • No way, it's wrong
    • Well, sometimes sharing is good